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Picture this. You’re just minding your own business, sitting on your front porch listening to your favorite disco records like you always do, when all of a sudden your mortal enemy scampers up your driveway.
“Barry!” you yell in a tone that suggests you are none too pleased with what you are seeing. “I thought I told you not to come here and bother me anymore!”
“Ee-hee-hee!” laughs Barry in his ugly way. “But I think you will be interested in what I have to say, because I have come here to challenge you to a round of skeet! If I win, I get all your collectable McDonald's drinking glasses from the years 2000 through 2010. And if you win, then I’ll have to kiss your dog’s grossest hot spot!”
“Alright, Barry,” you answer casually. “But you’d better start puckering up, because I’ve got a new secret weapon up my sleeve.”
“Eh? What’s that?” demands Barry.
“It’s Winchester Super Target 410 Bore ammunition,” you reply with the calm of a zen master. “It’s loaded in the United States – I believe you’ve heard of it – and it features the components I need to beat you soundly at skeet. Its #9 lead shot pellets are rigid, round, and normalized to ensure efficient patterning. Its primers and powder burn nice and clean, so I’ll be more preoccupied with kicking your butt than I am cleaning my shotgun. And the wads? Yep. They’re hinged. You know what that means.”
“Reduced recoil!” Barry gasps. “But enough of your Winchester Super Target 410 Bore ammunition. I demand satisfaction!”
“Alright,” you say. “You asked for it.”
FLASH FORWARD
It’s later in the day now. You’re blasting Street Player by Chicago on your stereo, and enjoying a cool, refreshing Shrek the Third glass of chocolate milk. “C’mere boy,” you yell out to your immense, arthritic hound dog. “I’ve got something … weird I want you to do.”
“Curses!” shouts Barry. “I’ll never challenge you to another round of skeet for so long as I live! Not while you have all that Winchester Super Target 410 Bore ammunition that you ordered with fast shipping from BulkAmmo.com, that is!”
THE END
“Barry!” you yell in a tone that suggests you are none too pleased with what you are seeing. “I thought I told you not to come here and bother me anymore!”
“Ee-hee-hee!” laughs Barry in his ugly way. “But I think you will be interested in what I have to say, because I have come here to challenge you to a round of skeet! If I win, I get all your collectable McDonald's drinking glasses from the years 2000 through 2010. And if you win, then I’ll have to kiss your dog’s grossest hot spot!”
“Alright, Barry,” you answer casually. “But you’d better start puckering up, because I’ve got a new secret weapon up my sleeve.”
“Eh? What’s that?” demands Barry.
“It’s Winchester Super Target 410 Bore ammunition,” you reply with the calm of a zen master. “It’s loaded in the United States – I believe you’ve heard of it – and it features the components I need to beat you soundly at skeet. Its #9 lead shot pellets are rigid, round, and normalized to ensure efficient patterning. Its primers and powder burn nice and clean, so I’ll be more preoccupied with kicking your butt than I am cleaning my shotgun. And the wads? Yep. They’re hinged. You know what that means.”
“Reduced recoil!” Barry gasps. “But enough of your Winchester Super Target 410 Bore ammunition. I demand satisfaction!”
“Alright,” you say. “You asked for it.”
FLASH FORWARD
It’s later in the day now. You’re blasting Street Player by Chicago on your stereo, and enjoying a cool, refreshing Shrek the Third glass of chocolate milk. “C’mere boy,” you yell out to your immense, arthritic hound dog. “I’ve got something … weird I want you to do.”
“Curses!” shouts Barry. “I’ll never challenge you to another round of skeet for so long as I live! Not while you have all that Winchester Super Target 410 Bore ammunition that you ordered with fast shipping from BulkAmmo.com, that is!”
THE END
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